‘Nosferatu’ Condensed

October 30th, 2008 |

The classic 1922 retelling of Dracula, Directed by F.W. Murnau, and starring Max Schreck in a performance that remain chilling to this day. The iconic visuals and production design of this film continue to influence movie makers nearly a century after it’s premiere.

This is the first movie to introduce the idea that vampires could be hurt, or killed by sunlight.

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‘Anatomy of an Accident’ Condensed

October 28th, 2008 |

This film, originally made for Ma Bell, outlines the need to remain fully aware of other drivers, and cars around you. The story is narrated by a ghost who did everything right, up to the moment he swerved in front of a truck. Hammy writing and sappy music top off this spooktacular tour de force.

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“Radar Men From the Moon” Condensed Edit

August 23rd, 2008 |

The original series of “Radar Men From the Moon” serial ran as twelve different episodes, consuming more than two hours of your life, this newly super-condensed version runs just over 14 action-packed minutes.

Our condensed version of this entire series is kind of like one tasty sausage, rather than a whole bunch of little weenies strung together. We took only the finest, choice scenes, added in some tasty editing, and cooked it until well-done. It’s been said you never want to see sausage being made, but we’re confident you’ll love how this one goes down.

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Carving Magic

June 3rd, 2008 |

Harvey Korman was known for his comedic and acting talent, but few people have seen his greatest screen accomplishment, until now. Charlie used to be all thumbs when he was cutting mat, and his pal Al, ingeniously played by Harvey Korman, always gave Charlie a hard time.

But now the tables are turned, literally, as Al discovers how his pal turned from a disaster into a meat master. And with these fool-proof methods, you too can impress neighbors, and vex enemies with your smooth handling of sharp knives and perfect cuts of chicken meat, turkey meat, pig meat, cow meat- any meat!

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Santa Claus Conquers The Martians

December 18th, 2007 |

In this condensed version of the infamous holiday classic, the children of Mars are restless, and the leader means to do something about it! A crinkly, wizened sage suggests that their planet too could use some good cheer, so an expedition is sent to earth to bag a fat man in a red suit, and bring him to live on the red planet. Once Santa and two earth kids are brought to Mars, things don’t go quite as the leaders planned. Full of old-fashioned holiday cheer, cheesy music, terrible special effects and even worse acting.

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