Listen my children and you shall hear, the most fabulous song for this time of year. Of Martians and children and Santa Claus too, come sing along, we’re talking to you!

Adapted from Will Eisner’s graphic novels, “The Spirit” tells the story of a man who fakes his own death and fights crime from the shadows of Central City. In this scene from the film, “The Spirit” takes down a bad guy with a snowball, and some high voltage power lines.

Santa asks a young boy what he’d like for Christmas, The boy shyly mentions something about a Punch and Judy show. Before you can say right-hook, Santa has conjured up an episode of such extreme violence, many of these children will be emotionally scarred for life. Sit back and enjoy the kind of entertainment Santa enjoys when the Mrs. isn’t around….

A successful 30 something (Chris Parnell) is fired for accidentally visiting a pornographic web site during office hours. His life unravels when the false accusation prevents him from gaining alternative employment. In despair, he commences on a series of hilarious suicide attempts.