See, the Martians have a mean dictator who’s car keeps breaking down. Earth is the envy of the Martians, who don’t want to invade, just figure out why things are so great down here, and especially in the good ‘ol US of A. An explorer is forced to come to earth and much to his amazement, discovers our two secrets to success.

Number 1 key to success: Unrestricted capitalism.
Number 2 key to success: Oil companies who can do whatever they want.
(Surprisingly, this film was produced by the American Petroleum Institute).

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